6 Key Elements to Sunderland winning the league one. : SAFCBlog

Since starting SAFCBlog on March 16th, this is the 75th article, I’ve had 6, (six), positive comments in that time, so all is well. Media team inundated with communication last 24 hours: Drew Peacock of Carshalton said, “this blog is shit”. Colin Greenwood of The Cockwell Inn, HG2 said, “hey bro, get your funky ass down to quiz night, it’s a blast dude”. Comments from cranks aside, all is well?

Bit of negativity around at the moment re: new season, ownership etc. (SAFCBlog could not possibly comment as to whether our ‘ill suit fitting, selfie king owner is full of shit, and despite loving the adulation ~ the moment people started to doubt him, he went quiet”). To recapture a bit of positivity SAFCBlog offers 6 STEPS TO AUTOMATIC PROMOTION……

STEP 1

Be brave / positive

Last season we fell into the trap of not losing being ok, no secret that drawing 19 times wasn’t great? Sometimes losing is not the end of the world? After 44 games we had lost just 3 times….. each of these losses were followed with a win. Be brave Jack…..

6 Key Elements to Sunderland winning the league one. — “Bollocks to 1~1…. get right at them you lousy bastards”

STEP 2

Will Grigg

Thus far, it’s not worked out. Grigg has the talent and whilst the tactics might not have suited him so far ~ looking like you don’t give a shit, is as bad as not giving a shit.

Will ~ clean slate. You could be a hero, but you need to connect with the fans. I genuinely believe you have the choice?

Up to you Will….

Or…….

STEP 3

Duncan Watmore

Bags of potential, lovely lad, horrible luck. If we can get 30 + games out of him, he will terrify defences. 4 years ago he won us games in the premiership, (stoke at home & palace away) ~ he has the ability to murder L1

Duncan celebrating, shortly before some shithouse thug from Wycombe crocked him

STEP 4

Jack Ross

Anyway who reads this blog regularly will know I’m 100% behind a Jack. We need stability and Jack is 100% the man to take us forward.

Mixing buttons with zips with consummate ease

STEP 5

Jon McLaughlin

Best keeper in L1 by a mile. Possibly be the best keeper in championship?

If he stays ~ it’s worth 12 to 15 points

STEP 6

Luke and Dylan

After years of flogging the same horse. Luke was a breath of fresh air; once fully fit McGeouch has the potential to be the best player in the L1 ~ get these 2 firing and we’ll be OK