All Aboard, All Aboard, All Aboard…..

For years we have been an absolute shambles, 11pm last night saw the end of a Transfer Window where we offloaded ageing players with shite attitudes and replaced them with talented, hungry young players, and for good measure we snapped up a couple of talented youngsters from Bayern Munich. There should never have been any doubt about KLD, it’s safe to say Trust in the Process, is where it’s at. For years we’ve had the biggest crowds, the best stadium, the richest history in Division 3 – sadly….. Shithouse ownership of the club and shite players, has meant our status has meant nowt. Lots has been said about our previous ownership…… prior to our recruitment of raw young talent with hunger and skill, the last significant act of Stewart Donald was to line his pockets as much as he could, by letting Bali Mumba, (a raw, young talent with hunger), go to Norwich for little more than the cost of a wedding to a lapdancer, that you’ve left your kids mother for?

Recent Transfer Windows…..

Recent windows – crap
This window – a different gravy altogether

It’s a shame we don’t have a game on Saturday, although it was the right decision not to play the match, it’ll also give LJ a bit of time with his mew recruits, whilst Accrington with bring the usual 300 fans, I reckon we may be looking at a crowd of 33’000 or 34’000⚽️🔴⚪️⚫️✅

Had worse windows?
I’m generally pretty optimistic, it’s the only way, football fans are often told not to get carried away….absolute bollocks, I’m a big dick advocat of getting royally carried away. There’s been plenty of stuff on Social Media likening us to an Unstoppable Ship, a Runaway Train etc, basically we are going to 100% piss this league. Writing this blog most days with no journalistic credentials can be a real challenge, so SAFCBlog is always happy to take on board a random analogy with a few cheap graphics…..

“The next train to depart from Platform 73 is the 18.79 to the Champions League, calling at The Championship and the Premiership, (please note this a direct train and is NOT a Dry Train)”

Been shite for a few years, we are now Back on Track, trains are a huge part of football travel, the tickets prices are not consistent – although for £38 you can book a 1st class, (flexible refundable), single on the Trainline, they never check – as you arrive in York, you can cancel your ticket, (£10 admin fee applies), and everyone’s a winner. York station doesn’t have barriers and anyone who’s been there after 7pm on a weekend will know that Hen Parties & Half of Middlesbrough carrying inflatable cocks are the main focus of attention.

Like getting a letter with an un stamped stamp, sometimes the small victories are the sweetest?

Runaway Train…. the day we caught the train….. Peace train…..last train to Trancentral…..The Locomotion…..Slow train coming…..

Going to Footie on the train = better than going to work on the train

Stay with it, stay with it……

Green Line 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Calling at…..

  • Celtic Surrender Central
  • Grayson Clueless Court
  • Cookie Coleman Hapless Avenue
  • This train terminates at Embarrassment Embankment

Black Line, (matters) ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️

Calling at……

  • October Optimism Oval
  • 1-1 Draw Again and Again Avenue
  • 30 Degree Softknit Merino Coolwash Parade
  • Wembley Misery Way

Yellow Line 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨

Calling at…….

  • Short Arm Shitbag Street, (via Cockwomble Methven Bell- end Boulevard – Saturdays only)
  • Nowhere worth getting off, (even for a piss)

Blue Line 🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦

Calling at…….

  • Shite League Street
  • Blew it Bigstyle Boulevard

(Please note, this train is a PASSENGER FREE SERVICE, you can however watch online)

Redline 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥

  • Piss The League Parkway

(Please note, this is a high speed direct service that won’t even slow down at Sheffield, Portsmouth, Rotherham or any other Division 3 shitholes)

Train Timetable under review and to be continued……. SAFCBlog is mindful that European travel is imminent⚽️

What a load of absolute shite……

No argument from SAFCBlog, but last night Jim White was on Sky Sports, he’s no better than this? Just fucking jump on board man, cancel your ticket at York, it’s only a tenner, it’s better than watching some scotch knobber on cable TV talking utter shite?

“And we’re off……….I’ve been happy lately…..something good has begun…….”

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