As the season draws to close – we have our first ever visit to Fleetwood.
Fleetwood is famous for being both near to Blackpool and nicer than Blackpool. Sadly there’s fuck all to do in Fleetwood.
When we drew 1-1 at SOL in their biggest game ever. Ex jailbird Joseph Barton was their manager – it is yet to be confirmed who will be their manager for our trip there on 30th April. Given there’s no other games that night- it may be on SKY – which would facilitate viewing in prison, for anyone wanting to watch.
No one of any interest comes from Fleetwood…
- Syd Little, the non fat one. No evidence or allegations of any sort – but I’d not have him babysit
- kelsey-Beth Crossley, star of Emmerdale Farm (on the off chance she is reading this – babysitter required; lift home not a problem)
- Frank Searle – complete crank who was the “Loch Ness photo hoaxer”
Potential to be a big game. I’ll be there to report – understanding is we only have 800 tickets?
Fleetwood – bit like Accrington. Weird part of the world populated by inbred folk – easy win … 2 or 3 nil. Everything is cheap, and pies normally decent, (never seem to have the ingredients listed though?)
Joseph Barton used to play football and now manages Fleetwood. He was previously in prison – but his appointment at Fleetwood is testament to his character reformation
In Jack We Trust
FTM
