Game 46/46…. Morecambe away

admin April 29, 2022 Leave a Comment

A season is a long time, tomorrow in game #46/46 of our season, it still hangs in the balance. Tense as fuck, ideally, (assuming we make it), I’d like Rotherham not to drop into the play offs and Sheff Weds to dropout of the play offs, but……

Let’s not over complicate this Lads…… Just fucking win🔴⚪️

Are Morecambe any good…..

No, they are shite
They were lucky to get nil at our gaff
But….. they are fighting for their lives etc
They have a match winner in Cole Stockton…..

Cole Stockton….

He’s scored 23 of their 57 goals, (Ross Stewart got 24 of our 78 goals)
1 of his goals was a penalty, (Ross Stewart has scored 7 penalties)
Much as they might not have wanted to sell etc, that’s bollocks….. the food chain dictates that Morecambe players don’t turn down Sunderland…… arrogant, maybe? accurate, definitely!
We should have just signed him, it matters not whether he is good enough for the Championship, this just the one season in League 1, is feeling a bit stretched?

£500’000 tops, (+ £8 for a haircut)

Morecambe….

The only time I’ve been was when we won their under Ross in the tinpot trophy, seems a nice place. Can’t be arsed to research too in depth, but as a journalist, (*), I know a bit already…..

Morecambe Cockles….. “if only Knee High hadn’t been sat in the van on his break…..”

The Lottery of the play offs…..

Lottery? nah, just need a graph?

For any Graph Fools out there….. Sunderland beat Sheff Weds in semi, MK beat Plymouth in the other semi, so it’s SAFC vs MKD at Wembley….. not done the analytics/algorithms for the final yet – FTM

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