“I got a job with Stanley, he said I’d come in handy, and started me on Monday, so I had a Bath on Sunday …. SAFC 3 vs ASFC 3

We have 4 games left, we won’t go up automatically, we will be in the play offs – Wigan are shite, but they were fighting for their lives and as a result beat us, realistically playing someone who is going nowhere and embedded in mid table mediocrity is much preferable. It’s oft cited how unpredictable Division 3 is this season, let’s not sugarcoat it – it’s shite, really poor, hence a load of unpredictable results, Accrington are the epitome of this random, unpredictable season….

”Will the real Accrington Stanley please stand up, please stand up…..”

The case for the Defence….

Injuries galore, but let’s be honest, we are a fucking shambles at the back? The last 7 goals conceded have been from a combined distance of 33.7 yards – piss poor at any level? Our defence worries me greatly, not so much over the next 4 games, but the playoffs are always tight, tense affairs, (think of 1 goal over 180 minutes vs Portsmouth), we cannot head into the playoffs still conceding a crap goal every game – it will cost us.

Rather have this melt defending us than our current back 4?

A Question of Sport….

I’ve seen us play Accrington 5 times, 4 of these have been at their outdoor pitch facility and just 1 at our stadium, it would be a great question for Sue Barker some Friday night….

Sue Barker……”and for my 2 extra special bonus points……”

Accrington Gaffer…..

John Coleman has been at the helm for 7 years, (that’s 9 to 10 managers in Sunderland money)…

He’s got the look of a bloke at a motorway service station who wants to know who my energy supplier is…. but 7 years is impressive 👍

Two Words……

GAMECHANGER….. not really done any graphs of late, just not had the pens, even resorted to just posting a pic of Debbie Harry the other day….

SAFCBlog Ambassador Debbie Harry

All a bit shallow that though? Graphs are what the people want? In a moment akin to when we swapped Jozy Altidore for Jermaine Defoe, bit of a gamechanger at SAFCBlog HQ this morning…..

💥💥💥Jurassic Fucking Park💥💥💥
All pretty straight forward
Once again pretty straight forward,, over the last 10 games 0% of the goals we’ve scored have been from corners, but 20% of the ones conceded have come from corners, giving a Corner Optimisation Coefficient Knowledge (COCK), of minus 20. Even though Accrington have scored less goals than us and conceded more they have a COCK of minus 8. In scientific data terms this means…. *we are shite at corners *they are more likely to score from a corner than us.

Today’s Team…..

No idea what to expect, our whole defence is injured as usual. Hopefully Charlie’s elbow is ok after that thug from Hull smashed into it with his cheek?

plenty enough there – win 2-0⚽️⚽️

3PM …. GAME ON….. LETS DO THIS⚽️

6 minutes….. lovely cross from Gooch > Wyke >1-0

Always mindful to be respectful to all teams….. but we really could absolutely demolish these Division 3 Jobbers today?

10 minutes….. McGeady > Wyke > 2-0 ⚽️⚽️ Game over

You are what you Wear(side)…. loads better from Lee today, the Lightweight Oatmeal Cool Wash Soft Knit, looks lovely with the Crisp White Collar. Coat also a huge step forward, although it must be colder in Sunderland today than it is Harrogate – shorts and tee shirt weather here.

Hopefully we’ve seen the last of the Club Issue Coat?

Half time….. 2-0, could be about 14-5 though. Accrington dreadful

2nd Half……

50 minutes…. they score from 7 yards, (almost a long distance screamer on current form!), 1-2

62 minutes….. nowt riding on the game and to be fair it looks that way? There’s absolutely no reason not to head into the playoffs confident…. but we need to stop conceding crap goals, realistically a team conceding in both legs of the playoff semis are unlikely to progress.

67 minutes….. right on cue, comedy defending and an own goal makes it 2-2, absolutely farcical, like Last of the Summer wine meets the Benny Hill Show, but without flat caps and tits….

The Benny Hill Show – Good clean fun

77 minutes…. in the words of American Munter turned fittie, Belinda Carlise….. we all want the same thing…..my instinct is to positive, but we are not looking like a team who will go up? Any goal conceded is a bad goal, but fucking hell man…. we give goals away every single game, it was mentioned in commentary that it’s careless, I’m assuming they described it as such as they are unable to use the correct terminology of, weak as weak piss?

We have to go into the playoffs positive, but we will need to improve defensively

84 minutes….. 3-2 ……. Max Power⚽️
85 minutes…… top bin from their lad…. 3-3⚽️
we’ve failed to ask enough questions of them, but fair play to Hull and Peterborough, a 46 game season is plenty enough to get exactly what you deserve? Like ourselves, Hull and Peterborough have got what they deserve, fair dos

Full time….. 3-3….. doesn’t really matter today, but we will need to be better in the playoffs?
Sun is out though👍 We go again Tuesday ⚽️🍊

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