New SAFC Manager incoming….day 2

With Jack Ross gone, we are looking for a new gaffer…. speculation is rife etc, obviously the markets will change, but SAFCBlog thought it would be prudent to have a look at the 3 current favourites for the biggest job in world football….

Just outside of the top 3 in terms of betting is the German Barnsley bloke….

Easy to get bogged down with results etc…. I’d be delighted to see this man at the helm….

Class act, left the club Monday, was at the Cockwell Inn on the lash Tuesday.

Anyone who regularly reads this blog will be aware that it’s very PC; whilst criticism has been received that I’m a snowflake etc…. it’s paramount to the fabric of this blog not to not offend in any way…

CURRENT BOOKIES FAVOURITE….

Gareth Ainsworth…..

Jack Ross was a class act. Realistically any valid criticism of him was…….

  • The club was too big for him?
  • The expectations were too high?
  • It was perhaps too soon for him?

SAFCBlog will Back any SAFC manager, but with reference to the aforementioned….. for me, chasing a young bloke from Wycombe Wanderers doesn’t seem like progression?

New SAFC Manager Incoming
Bloke with long hair?

No big deal to SAFCBlog, but we don’t need a manager with long hair?

Appreciate it’s a straw poll of 2, but of the two lads in my class at school with long hair…. one of them is banned from keeping horses and the other now presents as a lady.

new Sunderland manager
A long haired man
Not the new incoming Sunderland manager
A short haired man
Anna Friel
Long hair…. looks great Anna
Sinead O'Conner
“No mate… we don’t have a vegan menu”

Whilst SAFCBlog was starting to get concerned that we might have a long haired gaffer…. Wikipedia saved the day; turns out he’s a bit of a rocker and sings in a band…. thank fuck for that

“Let’s rock…..”


SAFCBlog VERDICT

NO…. JOB TOO BIG FOR HIM…

2ND FAVOURITE WITH THE BOOKIES…..

Paul Cook…..

Not for me.

Just a bit too scouse? Bound to have a massive family and loads of brothers? May as well stay at Wigan, (near to Liverpool)

New SAFC Manager Incoming
Not for me…..

SAFCBlog VERDICT

NO.

3RD FAVOURITE…..

PHIL PARKINSON…..

Proven at this level, intelligent and seems like a top bloke. Sometimes a good fit appears, SAFCBlog firmly believes Parkinson is the man for the biggest job in world football…..

Early days Phil……..
But ….. forget Bradford and Bolton…. we are a massive club; huge, huge opportunity.

SAFCBlog VERDICT

YES….. IN PHIL WE TRUST!

Next Sunderland Manager betting
Lots of small bets boys…..”
Next Sunderland Manager betting Phill Parkinson
They’ve not noticed?…..”
Next Sunderland Manager betting Phill Parkinson betting suspended
“Drinks on SAFCBlog if Phil gets the nod…..”

Sadly SAFCBlog hasn’t been invited to help with the interview process….. but For Fucks Sake…. please get it right this time?

Big job ….. needs a big character

FTM

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