Pre season Piss Poor Pensively Post Pandemic Peroni & Prosecco Party Pontifications……

Blogging a Dead Horse…..

The Big Bad Ass Google Gurus, are all about catchy headlines and key phrases….

Yadda, Yadda……

Money Media Wanders FC 0 vs Can’t Be Arsed Crusaders 4

Somewhat surprisingly 265’000 folk have deemed this blog worth reading…. this presents the opportunity to sell ones soul…but what’s the point in that?

We start again in 18 days…. how are things? Here’s how I see it……

EFL = Bumbling Idiots…….

the new season starts soon….the EFL deemed not to bother finishing last season….great if you’re 8th and playing shit as you can still get promoted…..less good if you’ve won 3 on the spin and the form team and you get relegated….bag of shite for most, including us. Anyway in 18 days we go again……

PANDEMIC ALERT…… CUP FEVER!!

Drawn to play Hull….. no point whatsoever, we ain’t going to win the cup and it just distracts from our procession to the Division 3 title. Sadly, the priority in cup games is….. not losing to a team of bus drivers.

The magic of the Cup…… we have been socially distancing at cup games for years….. then bizarrely 40’000 Wembley tickets isn’t enough?

Fixtures Friday…..

I’ve never been a huge fan of the fixture release…. we play everyone twice and I’ll go to them all, any SAFCBlog interest is purely logistical…… London aways on a Saturday please and ideally nothing South West on a Tuesday night.

Not Going Away…..

Not big, not clever, not recommended….. but whilst we are not allowed in grounds, SAFCBlog will just have a day on the piss in the town where we are playing. Football is great, but it’s 90 minutes, there’s absolutely no reason to not…. skull breakfast beers…..bumble around service stations…..purchase a kebab in said town?

How Are We Looking?

Game of Opinions as always…… but…..

OWNERSHIP….

Fuck knows, I’ve not, (as yet), bought a football club. But….. bloke with a beard seems a bit of a fucking crank? For what it’s worth, SAFCBlog reckons we’ll be sorted in a good way within the next 10 days….

Management …….

SAFCBlog 100% believes that Phil Parkinson is the right man for the job. Once we got fit, we were the best team in this division. 

“Flu?….. Eating Bats?…… I killed a badger with a spade this morning……”
Clothes by sports direct…. hair by, (er no one)…… whilst he looks like a man on Jobseeker’s Allowance…….SAFCBlog, (as I’ve said from the off), is 100% of the opinion that Phil is the right man for the job

The Squad……

Man City should win the Premier League, we should win Division 3. They didn’t  and we didn’t ………
We’ve got 18 payers… realistically we need to start the campaign with 2 decent keepers. Defence is decent, midfield is ok, I genuinely believe that Wyke and Grigg will get a combined total of 40+ goals next season.

included in the 18 are…. Grant, (passionate, keen, probably too old, but potential to be a great influence in the dressing g room),  and McGeady, (clearly a knob). Phil will know we are a bit light in the squad. Embleton and Diamond may to come to the fore in the way Maja did? Or they may go on loan to Grimsby and then go to Blackpool on a free like Robson did? Really hoping that Jack Diamond makes the step up…seems a nice lad and obviously got talent, but more importantly, it’s a great name for writing low quality blog titles.

The Fans……

Ready✅……bring in on ✅

Missing Footie……

I love my dogs, my family bring me happiness at times……. I miss football so much, maybe not the 90 minutes…. but a life without football, is….a bit shite? Thank goodness training is under way…….

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