SAFCBlog #1000
Number 1000 tonight, it’s been emotional, aside from making some new friends, the last 4 years has been a great healing process for me, I didn’t know I needed nudes of Garry, (Hotpants), Summerson, Kris Day’s menu choices, a t shirt business with a fat lad who almost pegged it and new people in my life, (you’ll know who you are), but how would I have known? Big thankyou to the key people involved, I adore you❤️. The plan was to dip out at 1000 and have a BIG fire and fuck about in my pants in an ice cream van in Scotland for a bit? I’ve decided not to do that, I was getting bored, (drifting), writing this shite, but I feel like I’ve found my journalistic mojo over the last few full moons, so I’ll carry on. This categorically doesn’t mean SAFCBlog will be any better, but as always there’s zero obligation to read, like, share, retweet, comment etc…. I’ve met a few of you, but the one of the biggest thrills is that this is read by people I’ll never meet, ultimately it’s poorly written shite, but it can be whatever you want it to be, and what else is there to do on a weekday after The Chase? Onwards and fucking upwards, it would seem folly to dip out now things are good after years and years of things not being good? I spend far longer than is remotely sensible writing this, I’ve no interest in monetising it, (pop ups etc), so enjoy, once I get fed up with it I’ll sack it off – but no intention of doing that for a while. It also means I don’t have to finish writing my book, which is a win win for us all✅
Books
Books are generally the domain of clever types, I’ve no issue with people who just read the back of a book, (why waste valuable time?). I couldn’t give a shit, but bumper crop of Jim from Wigan types on Sunday, it’s clear that despite writing 999 editions of this shite, some cranks only read the title, that’s fine, we all have choices….
BIG party news
The highly anticipated SAFCBlog Xmas Party was cancelled after everyone got sick. So it seems only appropriate to revisit🪑
- What? 1000 shite blogs and 4 years of SAFCBlog
- When? Luton at home is the mark of 4 years, so probably that Friday night
- Where? TBC, as it’s FA Cup quarter final day, fingers crossed for a home draw
- Who? Same guest list as last time, (waiting list now closed)
- Dress code? Same as before
- Any questions? Twitter DM or email to shaunsafc01@gmail.com (got enough nudes and pictures of cows now though Garry)
Up for the cup
The league
We should beat Swansea, for umpteenth time this season, our trip there was a Game of 2 halves? We were dreadful 1st half and we were excellent 2nd half
No midweek game this week, Swansea preview weds or thurs- SAFCBlog is on annual leave on Friday❤️
SAFCBlog Review of 2023
I’ll be honest, I’ve started writing a review of 2023 and I can’t be arsed with it, we all know the script?
We were shit > we improved > after years of misery we all started to fall in love on that wonderful day in May⚽️🔴⚪️❤️> Alex Neil is a dick > we’re doing ok in the championship⚽️
SAFCBlog 1001 > 2000
Things will only get better it’s the only way ⚽️❤️⚪️🔴🐶✅🪑👙🛁🔴⚪️❤️⚽️🐶❤️🔴
SAFCBlog Caption Competition
Been waiting ages to bow out with this tune, as it happens, it seems some things do and will last forever ⚽️🔴⚪️⚽️❤️🐶
Thanks for keeping me entertained rhe past couple of years pal. Can’t beat the blog 🥊⚽️🌍
Love it 😍
Never ever a dull read mate, I love it. Keep it up 👍🏻
Please stop.
Reeking with self entitlement Jim – what you had for tea?
None of your business. Knobhead.
Fucking love it man.
Shaun congratulations on reaching 1000 editions of the Blog …how about celebrating with some of your mates at the Football Writers Awards in London …. Would be a blast !
Delighted that you have decided to keep going … standard really picked up in the last few weeks cheers Tom
Congratulations on reaching 1000 blogs. They take me away from everyday life for 10 minutes where I don’t have to think about it. Here’s to thousands more 🌎🌎.
Taken 999 attempts to get one right, well done 👍🏻
Good effort on 1000 not out. Where do you stand on The Chase v Tipping Point?
Chase 100%