Might not get to 1000 at this rate if I have to keep deleting blogs, (I now know how the KLF felt🔥). I rode the storm when a pissed up short armed prick from Oxford was texting me on a Sunday night, offering me a stadium ban. After last weeks, (untrue), allegation that I had used unintentional subtext to subtlety suggest that Ally is railing Laura Woods, SAFCBlog is now getting grief about racial profiling….

SAFCBlog Diallo’s Cock Official Statement

SAFCBlog Final Word…..

Any suggestion that the song suggesting he has a huge cock, is not something that SAFCBlog entertains, I said last night that the players would be pissing themselves about the whole situation and Club Statement, I now categorically don’t believe this to be the case. When I suggested he should whip it out and do the helicopter if he scores, I was misguided…. Statement ends > no further comment > cock, (colour & size unspecified) > case closed.

Supporter Engagement…..

I’m baffled and flattered that anyone reads this, (even occasionally), I feel I engage fairly well with fellow SAFC fans, (some more than others⚽️❤️🐶🏴‍☠️🔴⚪️🔴👙🛏⚽️⛳️🔥💥👙🛏🔴⚪️🔴⚪️⚽️✅❤️🛏). I am genuinely giddy to be a member of the Football Writers Association, I started writing this shite due to the generic shite on podcasts, messageboards etc, I’ve replied to the FWA to decline the suggested offer of diversity training, might not get to 1000, but may as well go out with a bang?

SAFCBlog Competition News…..

Thanks for all those that entered the random draw last night to win a set of Ltd edition Fritidsklader drinks coasters, the draw has been done and the lucky winner will receive her coasters tomorrow.

Lots of murmuring that draws are fixed, they aren’t, as proven by the lucky winner of Khazris match worn shirt….