The Match……
I didn’t think we’d win on Monday, we did win, SAFCBlog is a cutting edge sports and lifestyle media publication, the 90 minutes has never been the focus, but we owed these Lancashire jobbers one after our unjust defeat there, we achieved this⚽️ Fucking magic🏴☠️✅⚽️🐶🛁❤️🛏🔴⚪️⚽️ Despite giving them a 1 goal Start, we won💥Their best 2 players have shit haircuts > they had a load of big fuckers at the back > Gallagher is a shithouse > match report complete❤️🐶
SAFCBlog News…..
Having spoke to a kind, (albeit a bit simple), short fat man yesterday & today and someone in Sunderland, who only actually occasionally reads the blog, the decision has been taken that sacking this shite off at 1000 is a bit daft? Absolutely no need to read, like, retweet etc, but once I get to 1000, I’ve decided to do another 1000, seems appropriate 🏴☠️❤️🐶 I’ve got to do something? Better than getting a proper job? On balance writing this is good for me, so may as well carry on until a time arrives that I’m not enjoying it? Genuinely humbled, flattered, surprised that people take the time to read this – thankyou.
Lights, Camera, Distraction….
Fraught times at SAFCBlog Photography HQ,I’ve tried…..
- Jeff, idiot and shit at photos ❌
- Cumbrian SAFCBlog Superfan, farmhand and Fanny magnet🥊🥊, tried his best ❌, (although having another go at Wigan✅)
- Big clumsy fucker from Washington ❌
- Danny Slazenger, excellent standard✅ but too busy jetsetting❌
- Adam, another idiot❌ Had about 4 attempts❌
- Bald, custard eating pisscan from York ❌
- Still waiting for Kris Day to finish his scran✅
- applicants welcome✅….. DM or shaunsafc01@gmail.com 🏴☠️🐶❤️
If you want a job doing properly, do it yourself?
Few travel logistics issues yesterday, but Shaun, (cool / smarter than the average bear), and Steve, (short fat bloke), showed the aforementioned knobbers how it’s done yesterday with this photography masterclass…..
📸much better than the usual standard ✅
Le video? Ah oui monster, ne pas probleme 🇫🇷💥📸
SAFCBlog New Years Honours….
#3 SAFCBlog Superfan…..
Looking like a 2 horse race between King of Food Kris Day and Cumbrian based Cow Feeder and Fanny Magnet Garry, (Hotpants), Summerson.
A bit like Leicester winning the league and the McCanns getting away with it, shocks do happen. Anyone who wants to be considered for this award, DM me or email shaunsafc01@gmail.com , (nothing too cranky though please)
#4 SAFCBlog MEDIA WHORE, (sponsored and in association with Fritidsklader Terracewear
3 horse race this this one….
- That fat lad who almost pegged it
- That bloke from Sheffield who’s lass beat him in the Combo Cup
- The man with the lovely groomed, (not in in Rotherham way), beard
any further applications/ nominations by midnight tonight please
Big Tony…
Big Tony obviously got the gilet for Xmas, he did the right thing by wearing it✅ Especially as he had to fuck off to work 1st thing on Boxing Day. Individually, shit trainers, suit trousers, dress shirt, 1/4 zip softwash knitwear all have a role✅ But not all worn together Tony❌ All a bit Bus Driver / School Ceretaker, going to be cold at Wigan tomorrow, just go with tracksuit and club coat✅
Today…..
Matchday tomorrow, like everyone else I haven’t a clue what day it is today, it doesn’t really matter though? Missed the fucking binmen this morning, just having a day sat in my pants watching darts, it’s pissing it down too.
Given I’m labouring at writing a book, I’m reading a book that I got for Christmas instead – it’s about The 4th Dimension, really clever, highbrow stuff, 2D is like on paper, (ie writing something), 3D is real life, (like actually doing something), I’d never heard of 4D but it’s like 3D but on a whole new level, there’s definitely a 4th Dimension out there, I’ve read the back, there’s no pictures and I’m on on page 17, further highbrow updates to follow, who knew life could be so good?
Whilst Wigan is a bit of a shit place, Richard Ashcroft is from Wigan, and he’s as cool as a carrot❤️
Blog of the year🥊