SAFCBlog Awards 2018/19
SAFCBlog Awards “2018/19 nicest player of the season, with a view to future kit sponsorship”, a bit of niche category this, perhaps should have considered this when I declared there were 10, (ten), categories. Welcome to more cutting edge journalism….
Awards 7,8,9 and 10 going to be a right fucking laugh eh? Sensing that I might be running out of ideas, the appeal for ideas via email was a huge success of sorts……
Thanks to David Whelan of Billingham who suggested I’m a “Bell~end” and a special mention from Sam Trout, (surely not?), who took the time to say the blog was “absolutely fucking shit”. As always, any comments or ideas greatly appreciated, firstname.lastname@example.org ~ a member of the media team will reply within an hour or so.
SAFC Blog player sponsorship
Player sponsorship is a complicated world…. after sponsoring Jordi Gomez, (he took 3 corners at Stoke and all 3 went out for goal kick!), Steve Harper, (fat 3rd choice goalkeeper).
Fear not cynics… 6 weeks after Khazri scored an absolute worldie vs Chelsea to effectively secure our premiership status and relegate the Mags… it was time sponsor Khazri….
Premiership superstar. Fast forward a few months, Big Sam has gone and we have Dour Dave….
Khazri… FAT… “I know what you did last summer”
Picture of dogs smoking fags playing snooker, (unsigned), no doubt worth more than the other picture shown?
Not a fucking chance this shirt would fit him? (Wine, bloggers own)
So…. player sponsorship a bad thing??
Those of us who have had the pleasure of following SAFC this season, will be aware that Luke O’Nien is not only a class footballer, (he’s only going to get better), but he’s a class act.
Luke, (circled) ~ gives a shit…. William Grigg take note
“If…… you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs…… what’s more…. you’ll be a man my son” Roger Kipling ~ exceedingly good poems
Charlie and Max rescue Luke…. that fat inbred in the shit grey tracksuit better hope that Lee Cattermole seals his deal to Sheffield weds before we revisit???
SAFCBlog Awards Luke O’Nien
So, after a few shite player sponsorship experiences, SAFCBlog would like to throw their hat in the ring to sponsor Luke in 2019/20. Watch this space………
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