Big day of football, beer and vegetarian pizza yesterday, wall to wall football – proper fucking day. 5 games in one day, bizarrely the 2 of any real interest were the 2 that provided the least interest.
Club🔴⚪️⚽️
Country ⚽️🏴
We have 4 points, we will win the group, 2 years ago people were getting down when we drew 0-0 with the Scotch in their cup final, in the bigger picture of tournament football we are in a good position, but in terms of entertaining the nation we were terrible. We’ll fucking smash Wales 100%, they are crap, straight into them⚽️
Commentators, Presenters etc…
We all accept there’s a criteria for the spread of presenters, but FFS Lee Dixon as co commentator, I’d rather go for a drink down the Quayside with those Geordie pricks Dec & Ant. He offers nothing, just a right boring fucker constantly stating the obvious? He’s always on with Sam Matterface, (decent), I understand commentators have preferred sidekicks, ie Clive Tyldsley and McCoist, (although understand the reason for not having McCoist on England games?). It also makes sense to have Ally on when Laura Woods is presenting, as ITV will save a few quid at the Doha Travel Tavern, as they’ll need one less room.
I love Roy Keane, (he’d 100% knack Souness), but that beard is out of control? He has the look of someone who lives in a disused lighthouse?
a Grealish, a Foden….your Rashfords…..
Why are the media obsessed with this terminology? Absolutely no need for the a or the your?Reminds me of knobbers who refer to Chris Eubank, (his name), as Chris Eubanks, (not his name), or whoppers who refer to a keeper saving a goal, (not ever possible). Anyway, I suspect it’s too late for me to get a paid gig as a TV Commentator, but Shirley we can send Lee Dixon packing? (*nb ITV, if I do get said gig, can I have a single room rather than one of the short haired suited women footballers?)
FA Cup
Proper sky and stars tonight🍕🔴⚪️⚽️🍺🐶🛏🏴🔴⚪️⚽️✅❤️🍺🏏🔥
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