SAFCBlog Club & Country Friday Fun Club

The Jaffa Cake Gaffer⚽️❤️

Big day of football, beer and vegetarian pizza yesterday, wall to wall football – proper fucking day. 5 games in one day, bizarrely the 2 of any real interest were the 2 that provided the least interest.

Club🔴⚪️⚽️


Lots has been said in recent times about the ethics of the World Cup, I’m bored of it now, the time for discussion has passed, let’s just enjoy the footie. That said I don’t think anything good can come of us travelling to the UAE to play a Saudi team to coincide with week 1 of the World Cup, given that they are just there to fuck about on the piss, arsing about with fireworks and play a shite friendly, why not just go to Spain or Scotland?
We won 1-0 in a kick about on some school playing field, fairy low intensity game, highlight being a 22 man brawl towards the end of the game, this is exactly what we want to see.
I’ve no issue with the lads going on holiday but come on…. Hardworking week my arse…. almost overstating the point that “we haven’t just been fucking about, honestly”

Country ⚽️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Horribly dull game 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿, wish I’d watched Broomhill vs Alloa? Actually watched the whole of the England game, (got distracted and missed bits of the other 4 games), it was a dreadfully poor game. Watching 5 games of football in 1 day actually takes it out of you, I feel completely shagged this morning⚽️

We have 4 points, we will win the group, 2 years ago people were getting down when we drew 0-0 with the Scotch in their cup final, in the bigger picture of tournament football we are in a good position, but in terms of entertaining the nation we were terrible. We’ll fucking smash Wales 100%, they are crap, straight into them⚽️

Welsh Wales – even their only good player is now a shit player with a shit haircut

Commentators, Presenters etc…

We all accept there’s a criteria for the spread of presenters, but FFS Lee Dixon as co commentator, I’d rather go for a drink down the Quayside with those Geordie pricks Dec & Ant. He offers nothing, just a right boring fucker constantly stating the obvious? He’s always on with Sam Matterface, (decent), I understand commentators have preferred sidekicks, ie Clive Tyldsley and McCoist, (although understand the reason for not having McCoist on England games?). It also makes sense to have Ally on when Laura Woods is presenting, as ITV will save a few quid at the Doha Travel Tavern, as they’ll need one less room.

I love Roy Keane, (he’d 100% knack Souness), but that beard is out of control? He has the look of someone who lives in a disused lighthouse?

a Grealish, a Foden….your Rashfords…..

Why are the media obsessed with this terminology? Absolutely no need for the a or the your?Reminds me of knobbers who refer to Chris Eubank, (his name), as Chris Eubanks, (not his name), or whoppers who refer to a keeper saving a goal, (not ever possible). Anyway, I suspect it’s too late for me to get a paid gig as a TV Commentator, but Shirley we can send Lee Dixon packing? (*nb ITV, if I do get said gig, can I have a single room rather than one of the short haired suited women footballers?)

FA Cup

High excitement for the draw and the emptying of the ball bag…..Ball #37, (won it in 1937), it’s 50 years on from 1973, may as well win the cup lads⚽️🔴⚪️⚽️
Just 7 sleeps, I’m already giddy for next Saturday already⚽️ Need to get straight into these right from the off🔴⚪️⚽️ Xmas party itinerary, dress code etc imminent for those involved.
SAFCBlog – Lazy Day Vegetarian Fuckers Club – FTM

Proper sky and stars tonight🍕🔴⚪️⚽️🍺🐶🛏🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🔴⚪️⚽️✅❤️🍺🏏🔥

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