Cheltenham…..
It’s absolutely fucking miles away, if we perform the same way we have the last 2 games, I could be headed North after 45 minutes, at least for the races you get a full 4 days on the piss?
My choice to go, but it really pisses the dogs off….
Win Tomorrow?
Absolutely no idea, they are crap, we are playing crap – cant believe it’s not on SKY? It’s there biggest game of the season, we need to cope with this, looks like we won’t have a manager? I’ve not, (to date), managed a professional football club, but there must some value in selecting your better players rather than them sitting on the bench, especially after 2 shameful, shambolic, gutless, weak as piss showings in the last 2 games?
Cheltenham – Who Are Ya?
Guitarist from Motorhead✅
Lead singer of Killing Joke✅
Writers Block 0 vs Writers Blitz 2, (Summerson, 22, Day, 37)
Been writing this shite most days for almost 3 years now….. had a spell last year where I was struggling to provide high end, cutting edge professional journalistic content, on a daily basis. Fucking smashing it at the moment….. Got more ideas than I have spare hours in the day….going to get to 1 million views then go round to Gaz Summersons gaff, get Kris Day to smother my laptop on N’duja chilli sauce, then set it on fire and hoy it into the sea, then get skulled on German lager wearing nowt but our pants…. Probably have a big fire too 🔥
Staying Relevant…..
Had loads of emails, 2 phone calls, a fax and some crank called Colin, (pretending to be a doctor), round my gaff today, in response to the Crisp Bag Vortex Situation…..it was remiss of me not to mention the pitch is significantly below ground level, which exaggerates the wind and effectively adds top spin to said wind, (see graphic below)
