
Had hoped it would be our last game – not to be.
Not much happens in Southend
- Got a pier, which once featured in Minder, (London based TV drama glorifying wrong uns)
- John Lloyd, (tennis player), is from Southend. He was famous for getting off with Chris Evert, (fitter version of Sue Barker)

Southend is a bit of a shithole – but it’s near the sea which is nice. The town featured in a prequel to ‘Made in Chelsea’ – the focal point being the leafy suburbs of Jaywick


Phil Brown, (famous for working with Big Sam), was their manager – but they sacked him

Their new manager is Kevin Bond, (pictured below)

No idea where they are in the league – they were shite at SOL though.
Nothing game – but may as well win.
Stan Collymore made his name playing for Southend – many years before he got into trouble for slapping Ulrika and a few years before he got into dogging.


In Jack We Trust