Up Next – Hull vs Sunderland

I don’t suppose it matters, but why abbreviate to S’LAND? With a space HULL CITY is 9 characters, why can’t we just be listed as SUNDERLAND?

Come back to what you know

Thanks to Adam for doing his best, (*), with the guest blog, the SAFCBlog Media Department has today been absolutely inundated with feedback, “not as good as usual, we miss you Shaun, when are you back, a bit wordy, no better than that shite Blackpool Blog”, to name but a few comments, fear not SAFCBlog plans to be back on Saturday at Hull.

Will we beat Hull?

They are shite, we fluctuate between being shite and ok, on balance I’ve got us to beat them in a high scoring game, over 4.5 is the bet and let’s get straight into these from the very first minute ⚽️🔴⚪️🐶🛏🌎💥❤️🛁⚽️✅⚪️🔴⚪️⚽️🐶 SAFCBlog Predicts….. HCFC 2 vs SAFC 4⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️

We played them 3 times in the season we weren’t meant to go, we do seem to draw there quite often, (pretty sure even that lazy bastard Jack Rodwell scored there 1 night?), once under Gus I went for a piss on 44 minutes at 0-0 and 11 vs 11, by half time we were 1-0 down and down to 9 men!

The new ground is a soulless shithole, they’ve been ravaged by inept owners, (fancy that), thankfully Hull is great for a day on the lash, there’s some great pubs in the old town, including one called Ye Olde Black Boy, which has pictures of slaves on the walls, (strange in this day and age?)

Thought that cricket bat was his Diallo, (it’s not)

Boothferry Park was tired, but a proper old school ground, thankfully attending matches now is a safe environment, anyone who had the experience of navigating past The Hull Cheese & The Silver Cod on Analby Road will agree it’s a much better environment now.

The City of Hull

Like Wonderland it’s on the East Coast, whilst we have the delights of the Roker Rivera & SR6, their coastline is shitter and just smells of fish and bin juice.

Hull 0 vs Sunderland 4

Like most places there’s some famous people from Hull….

  • 2 of The Housemartins, (but not the good one as he’s from Sheffield)

Blogging a dead cause?

I know imagine writing this shite? #981 of 1000 tonight, I’m aiming to get to 1000 by Swansea at home on 13th January, might even celebrate the occasion⚽️⚪️🔴❤️🐶⚽️

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