I’ve not been over prolific of late, much as SAFCBlog has been enjoying warm weather training on the fairways of North Yorkshire, it would be folly to ignore the fact that there is a rather big game on the horizon…..
Although…. Before we host Wigan at the start of our Record Points Championship Winning Campaign, (*)…. It’s England 🏴 vs Germany 🇩🇪 on Tuesday evening. During the, (proper), football season, I write this shite most days, summer is a break for all of us, life goes on….. Christine Talbot departs Calendar this week, that Welsh Bint has taken the reigns at SAFCBlogs favourite show, (Countdown), Celtic look like they are signing Charlie Wyke….. life goes on, but we all need a break. That said, it would be inappropriate in my role as a serious journalist, (**), to ignore the game at Wembley in less than 48 hours.
History…..
We all know the script… 1966, 1990, 1996 etc….. I’m of the belief that we probably won’t win the Euros, but we probably will beat Germany on Tuesday, (game of opinions etc). The reality is, the best team won’t necessarily win this competition, we have a chance 100%…. and if we have a chance, it would be wrong not to have belief 100%…
Whilst it’s widely demonised, I’m a fan of Social Media; the reality is news is mostly shit, I don’t buy newspapers, (why would anyone), but I’m sure the usual xenophobic shite is being wheeled out? Yes…. Hitler was a bit of a knacker…. But it’s almost a century ago, whether it be a serious film, (like Dunkirk), or comedy based around dodgy accents and massive tits, (Hello, Hello)…. It’s time to ditch that shite and approach the contest with a serious literary perspective?
Tabloid Town 0 vs Social Media FC 1, (Witter, T, (16)
So whilst the shite newspapers are wheeling out the usual shite, SAFCBlog has created a, (scientific), data driven formula and whilst I’ve not had time to do a graph….. if any sane, (or not), person had to pick 5 key areas to a good life, Food, Relationships, Travel, Music & Fashion, would be right up there?
A / 1…. Food
Sausage and mash is brilliant, I love sausages….. the sad reality is a cheap Frankfurter is better than a cheap sausage, tough call but….. Germany 🇩🇪 take an early 1-0 lead…..
B / 2…. Relationships
SAFCBlog is fully inclusive etc, but my preference when it comes to relationships is women….
It’s an equaliser for England…… 🏴 1 vs 🇩🇪 1…. Game on
C / 3 ….Cars…..
2-1 to Germany……
D / 4 ….Music…..
New Order 🏴 are the best band in the world… Kraftwerk 🇩🇪 are the second best band in the world. Tough school, but that’s 2-2…..
E / 5 ….Fashion…..
For all the world you’d think it was going to be 3-2 to England?
So we’re poised at 2-2, England are on top, time is running out, we could do without penalties…… SAFCBlog expects 3-2 either way, with fashion being the deciding factor…..Mancini has smashed it, forget him for now, it’s all about the 2 gaffers. Southgate can do this, but ultimately…. If your trousers have belt loops, there’s a reason for this? Just wear a belt Gareth….. your country is relying on your attire…….
Big night Tuesday then, come on England….. let’s beat these Mid European Jobbers……. 3-2✅⚽️
