SAFCBlog BIG News Tuesday Idiot Klub…. : SAFC Blog

When I was persuaded to start writing this shite in March 2019, (don’t skull German Lager for breakfast kids – just say Nein Danke). I was never really arsed if anyone read it, for 18 months not many did, and then people started reading, liking, sharing… like 524’000 people……

I Dreamed a Dream…..

Living the dream? I can’t be arsed to Google or speak some *pseudo* *intelligent crank with shit shoes,* but my dreams tend to be,…. **I can’t walk, I can’t see, I’ve shit myself, I’m driving and I’ve got no brakes, I’m late for my tee time, I’ve not realised SAFC are playing and I’ve missed a ga****me, I’m at Tesco with Sue Barker and I’m naked,, I’m being chased by a giant badger, my fingers are hot dog sausages etc**Given SAFCBlog is built on positivity, let’s just say *I’m living a nicer dream…..* in March 2019, I had 15 people read my first blog post…. Compare that to now…..

Not my words…. The words of *Cumbria’s Best Dressed Vegetarian 🌎🔴⚪️⚫️💥*

Words and Pictures…..

Blogging is a combination of words and pictures…..the words require, intelligence, creativity, flair, humour, knowledge and skill….the pictures require, a phone and a pulse.

Then…..

I can’t deny there’s been some ok photos….

Now……

SAFCBlog Photograher had a shocker on Saturday, letting both the blog and himself down, I’m not one *to hang folk out to dry?* But….. the routine is, I drop him off and by the time I get home he’s sent pictures to compliment my award winning, (**), words….

Some of Saturday’s pics….

This type of shite ain’t going to distract Garry Summerson from his Lentil, aubergine, quinoa and Beansprout salad?

What Now?

I’m not a huge Jeremy Beadle fan….. but sometimes a decision needs to be made

SAFCBlog Statement….

>>>>>> “due to sub standard, (shambolic), performance this season, SAFCBlog has no option but to inform that the SAFCBlog Photographer, has been sacked. Fortunately a replacement has been appointed and he will be taking photos, (sat in the front), for Saturday’s game at Fleetwood” >>>> statement ends.

New Beginnings…..

**Younger, Fresher, Better……** we go again Saturday ⚽️🔴⚪️⚫️💥

Can’t imagine anyone really gives a shit – but new photographer = a bright future….

Picture This…..

I appreciate it’s a long read, but no obligation to read….. football is beautiful, Sunderland are wonderful, the papers and TV allude to the 90 minutes? That’s just a tiny, tiny part of it all….