First up, best dressed...... JACK WATCH continued........ : SAFC Blog

Following a narrow home defeat to Manchester United, (MK Wimbledons tomorrow!); on the evening of 30th March 2013, Martin O’Neil was sacked from his role as the manager of SAFC. Six and bit years and 8, (eight), full time gaffers later and Jack Ross is at the helm……JACK WATCH

It’s been well documented that the ensuing years since the departure of MON, have been….

On the pitch……. mostly shite
Off the pitch…….mostly shite
In summary …… .utter shite

Whilst mainstream media continue to concentrate on the 90 minutes; some more progressive sections of the media choose to tackle the issues that matter…. there’s nowt worse than a manager who looks like a sack of shit / unmade bed?

Fashions change obviously, but MON to JR in 6 years or so is huge? Given I’ve nothing better to do til 3pm tomorrow, SAFCBlog will in this article look at the good, the bad and the ugly, (Moyes), of Dugout Dress-sense…..JACK WATCH

O’NEIL…..

PAULO……

Massive step forward, whilst it’s widely accepted that Irish people are scruffy, (80% of all 30-40 year olds in Ireland don’t have any new, (shop bought) clothes!). At the other end of the spectrum, Italian people are generally very stylish…..

“*3 fucking zip…..I’ll just buy another suit”*

When you’re on the tee at 11am…. but at Chelsea Away at 4pm?

Just as it was dawning on us that we had a fine dressed man at the helm……..

….. it became clear that he was a complete fucking lunatic!

NEXT UP……. GUS

It started so well on and off the pitch……

Jack Watch Poyet no match for Jack Ross — …… few months later & the job was fucked? Another good man lost to the *curse of the tracksuit?*

ENTER BIG DICK……

Dick is clearly a very stylish man? Dutch people are nice and polite, but generally wear shit geography teacher type clothes. Sadly his reign was a short one, but he was a class act in every aspect of his appearance…..

“*No mate, it’s 16 years old in Holland too… who’s this friend you’re asking for?”*

After the withdrawal of Big Dick….. enter…..

BIG SAM……

Sam was class for us, mix of tracksuit and suit – but when you are winning games, it matters not?

“*Tell your pal Bobby Madley, I’ve got him that dog food, it’s cash only though”*

“*2nd left, straight on past the garage and then hang a left; you’ll see a chinese restaurant right in front of you…. ,huge car park at the rear and don’t think it has CCTV…. why do you ask ?*

MOYES……

Useless all things football related.

Dressed decent – but he ruined our club….

Decent coat. But that tweed jacket that Fred West wore was a nice piece?

SIMON GRAYSON

“*For fucks sake….. just check that storeroom cupboard and see if Paulo left owt behind?”*

COLEMAN

Seemed like a nice bloke, dressed smartly….

Quite smart…to be fair; suspect his missus got his clothes out for him each day? Can’t imagine Sunderland branch of MENSA noticed when he left?

JACK WATCH….IN JACK WE TRUST

Turbulent few years in the fashion stakes…. and then, (bit like when you’re not looking for a girlfriend and all of a sudden Anna Friel asks you out? safcblog01@gmail.com Anna), enter Jack; the best dressed manager in the EFL…..